Being an adult is letting name brand grape soda sit unopened in your fridge for a month
alternating between pork soda and ultraviolence
I always felt guilty not letting a pokemon evolve. Now I feel guilty everytime I tell itunes “dont download”
*gets high before work for no reason*
Everyone I know thinks of passion as a myth
When they say “you have to want it. You have to really want it.”
And you know you know how hard it is, and you know you really want it.
But all you ever hear is “you have to really want it. We don’t think you really want it”
People go to college because not going to college carries a penalty.
If real life was a story it’d be the worst ever written.Jon Gingerich
yo fuck team snapchat